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Ring Finger
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Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:42 pm

Torch wrote:My birth certificate says "Territory of Alaska" It wasn't a state yet.

hey, thats kinda like obungholes birth certificate.
it says "kapiolani hospital for women and children",
only it wasnt called that until 6 years later.

and amazingly, the lady who supposedly "verified"
his birth certificate here in hawaii had a fatal plane
crash the next week. according to discrepancies
between the little black box and EMT services phone
logs, the crash was reported 40 minutes before it

out of 5 people on that plane, she was the only one
who didnt survive.

i tell you, the coincidences are just astounding.

alright, sorry about going off on an irrellavent tangent,
we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.....

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