A rather ugly man walks into a bar...

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A rather ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?"
The man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees.
They both get into his car and drive really far. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city.
Within seconds they start taking off their clothes.
After several minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish. They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly.
The woman speaks up first and says "I'm a prostitute and it's going to be $100 for my service."
The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him. He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly.
The woman tells him that she is ready to go back to that bar.
The man starts his car, turns on his taxi meter and says: "It's going to be $150 for the ride here and back."

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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Torch wrote:Isn't free enterprise great

:grin: :thumbsup:

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.

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