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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer as former president Clinton came on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the screen and mumbled, “Now there’s the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen.” Immediately, a cowboy at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him and left.

A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. “She’s a horse’s ass, too,” he said. A cowboy from the other end of the bar got up, walked over and knocked him off his stool.

“Dadgum!” the man said, climbing back up to the bar. “This must be Clinton country.”

“Nope,” the bartender replied. “Horse country!”

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The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

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