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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that **their** ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that **their** ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British."

One week later, Canadian Dept. Of Mines and Resources in Newfoundland reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in North East Canada, Jarge Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Jarge has therefore concluded that, Lard Tunderin' Jaysus, 250 years ago, Canada had already gone wireless!!!"

Just makes you bloody proud to be Canadian!!!

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." George Washington
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Preacher? Preacher?

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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That's a swift kick in the nuts

When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
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:lol: Frank? Any retort?

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

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