In this crazy political season I decided a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.
John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
Origin of Left & Right...I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the right" and Liberals are called the "left".
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican........ I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats
End of lesson! ...Test to follow on November 6, 2018.
Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.
Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.
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Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:34 pm
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." George Washington
I concur Centaurian!
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:07 pm
The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
That was pretty good.
Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:24 pm
Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:42 pm
Rodent removal month. I like that
Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:28 am
When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
Torch wrote:Rodent removal month. I like that
is that the month where you pull out the SBC mouse motor and install a BBC RAT ?!?!?!!
if so count me in. im all about the fat nasty rat motors.....
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:04 pm
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