An American goes into a bar in New York where there is a robot bartender.
The robot Says, “What'll you have?"
The guy replies, "Vodka"
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168"
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Vodka."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again. He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, "Vodka."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."
The robot leans in real close and asks, "So . . . are . . . you people . . . still unhappy Hillary didn't get in ?
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Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:14 am
When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:44 am
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." George Washington
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:43 pm
i thought this was the joke section...
Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:14 pm
Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:39 pm
Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:21 am
The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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