At school one day

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Torch
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Teacher asks the class to name something that ends with "tor" and eats things...

So the first boy says "alligator."

The teacher replies, "very good Peter, that's a big word," then Tommy says,"predator."

Teacher says,"yes, that's another big word, well done,"

Little Johnny says, "vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair she says,"that's a big word Little Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything,"

Little Johnny replies,"well my mom has one and I heard her saying it eats fuckin' batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
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:ridiculous: :ridiculous:

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q
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:ridiculous: :rofl:

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.

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