Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
Dogs actually like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:33 pm
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:42 pm
Dogs and peanut butter.........who knew?
Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:30 pm
Best wishes in a world rife with revisionism-A. Lincoln 1866
Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:10 pm
Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:28 am
The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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