I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled, 'You Crazy Old Bitch!'
Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi.”
Damn, I love this truck.
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When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
and yesterday she spoke nonsense for 8 ho awahhs
Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:30 am
The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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