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Vette_Newb
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Finally, a good Trump joke?

Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his
limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and
asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout

Donald , duck!”

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

"You are entitled to your own opinion . . . You are NOT entitled to your own facts."
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:-)

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

When it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and brother, it's starting to rain.
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:lol:

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:lol:

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.

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