the waitress for a cup of coffee. The conservative looked across the
restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"Yes"! So, the Conservative requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on
him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot
tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat/liberal on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over
there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat/liberal directed her to give Jesus a cold beer.
"On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the conservative, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The conservative felt the strength come
back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the
Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too,
began to praise the Lord
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat/liberal. The
Democrat/liberal jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."
