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hi, my name is "SOL", and im an @sshole....
as proof i offer this post from bangshift.

someone started a thread called
"corvettes- most polarizing model of car EVER?"

as can be expected, tons-o-peeps hate corvettes.
so this was my response....



my corvette is AWESOME. everytime i get in it, it automatically doubles the size
of my p@nis and triples the money in my wallet. i also gain a 401k, a stock portfolio
and a maid, butler, and stable boy instantly. beautiful women everywhere have immediate
@rgasms whenever i start it, and all other men drool with envy....

(although many vette owners act that way, it was sarcasm in this case if you were wondering...)

actually, its a P.I.T.A. to get in/out, its hot, bouncy, scrapes on shadows much less
gravel pieces, smells rich when its running, sucks to drive in the rain with no a/c,
parts are expensive, and the fiberglass body shatters if you look at it wrong.

but it sure is FUN, and that nasty 461" is FAST..........


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Nice Zinc.

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:agree:
True story...about how I can be an asshole...
Some years back, after I put my 403 in Seabiscuit (right there is one indicator...calling my car Seabiscuit, not the 403), I was driving and it was a really nice day, so I had the winders down and pulled up to a light. A group (4) of teen age girls stopped next to me in a brand new Mustange vert with the top down. I guess daddy bought it for the driver for a graduation present... I looked over at them and they were all giggly and shit, and the driver shouts out, "hey mister! Are you compensating for something with that car?" Without thinking, because I'm an asshole, I yelled back, "No, but your car makes you look fat!" The light turned green and off we went. I went straight, they made a left, never to cross paths again...

The democrat party is the most successful hate group. It attracts poor people who hate rich people, black people who hate white people, gay people who hate straight people, feminists who hate men, environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine, and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents. However, the real secret of the party's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans, and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for democrats.
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ArKay99 wrote::agree:
True story...about how I can be an asshole...
Some years back, after I put my 403 in Seabiscuit (right there is one indicator...calling my car Seabiscuit, not the 403), I was driving and it was a really nice day, so I had the winders down and pulled up to a light. A group (4) of teen age girls stopped next to me in a brand new Mustange vert with the top down. I guess daddy bought it for the driver for a graduation present... I looked over at them and they were all giggly and shit, and the driver shouts out, "hey mister! Are you compensating for something with that car?" Without thinking, because I'm an asshole, I yelled back, "No, but your car makes you look fat!" The light turned green and off we went. I went straight, they made a left, never to cross paths again...


Good Deal Nitro.

Done with Digital Corvette.
Sometimes You must be an Asshole because others instigate & want to fight.

The Ultimate comeback is Call them Fake News.
Lets Street Race too.

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