Perils of a flat tire

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I was driving from Temple to Austin the other day when a tire blew
out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was
to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question..

Again, I answered, "Republican."

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be
few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful
blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
Democrat.

"Democrat!" I shouted..

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman
in The seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out.

"What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already I want to screw
somebody."

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

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