I was driving from Temple to Austin the other day when a tire blew
out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was
to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
Again, I answered, "Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful
blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
"Democrat!" I shouted..
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman
in The seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already I want to screw
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